The Grim Reaper and The Pilot

Pull at least three cards and use them to formulate a response to…
“You’re early,” said the Grim Reaper with a hint of surprise.

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Making himself comfortable in the Grim Reaper’s waiting room, the pilot explains…

“Well you know, I’d really gotten fed up with things at home. My wife’s a bitch and my house is falling apart. I really hated where I was and I decided I wanted a divorce and to move in a new direction. (Eight of Oceans)  After all, I’m my own man, a big boy, and more than capable of doing things my own way. (The Emperor)

I figured, it’s my life. I can damn well choose how I live it. I don’t have to do things by the standards and rules of those that came before me, and sometimes you have to throw a joint history to make plans. (Six of Oceans)

After all, I deserve to have good things, and I deserve to have good people in my life. I deserve the opportunity to give myself what I need for once, yeah? (The Empress)

SO I took the initiative and I packed my bags, cookies and all, and headed for the airport.

I was determined was going to change my life for the better. Everything was going to be fine. Perfect, even! (Ten of Earth)

I talked myself up as I walked out the door and I hailed a cab. (Strength) I gave myself a pep talk all the way through the ride to the airport, and then through the airport to my gate.

I got on the plane and we prepared for take off. And then we were in the air, my bright new future ahead of me. (The World)

And THEN?

About half way through the flight that goddamned JACKASS of a co-pilot on the first ever flight of his career decided HE was the better pilot! (Page of Wands) He locked me in the bathroom, took the plane off autopilot, and took over the controls, and …

Here.
I.
Am.”

DECK USED: LOST FOREST TAROT

 

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